Normal people: aww, they're such a cute couple.
Me: I wonder if they fucked yet.
Thank you mom for
- raising me the right way
- feeding me
- taking care of me when I was sick
- buying me things and the things I wanted
- giving me money
- asking how my day went
- always being there when I needed you
- giving me a ride to places
- cooking the food
- cleaning the house
- giving me a beautiful face and smile
- taking sacrifices for me
- thank you for being my medicine everyday
- giving birth to me
- being my mommy
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